gaining eldritch knowledge is just finding out how to be woke and hp lovecraft was scared of it because he wanted to keep being very racist
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the callout of cthulhu
chthulhu: “just stop being racist”
lovecraft: “this knowledge is too much for the human brain to comprehend, just by thinking about it you fall into madness”
Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.
Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will
Stop writing this essay you creative writing major and join me, a stem major, to take on and conquer the world with the power of rock n roll!
Hamilton: “I’m only 19 but my mind is older!”
19yo Me: Yeah I can totally relate!
23yo Me: You’re both baby idiots.
chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???
that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever
You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.
You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.
You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.
You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.
Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.
They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.
You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.
You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.
This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out
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When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

