humans are bad at communication, and frequently online I’ll join a disagreement and it’ll come to the point where I can state the original post with almost the exact same wording and the person who stormed in with a disagreement is like “well yeah but….” and then continue with their arguing
WHY YOU ARGUING?!
YOU AGREE WITH THE OPENING PREMISE?!
ARE YOU JUST HUNGRY AND CRANKY?!
DO YOU NEED A NAP?!
GO GET A BISCUIT AND TAKE A NAP. YOU’LL LOVE IT.
So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now
Ur echo has a crush
Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.
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